THE LOST HIGHWAY

(Tune: Jericho Road)

I'm traveling down a lost highway;

I'm going there, but not to stay.

She told that she loved me no more,

Then she slowly walked out the door.

My life with her has been rocky and rough.

When we first met we filled with love.

The years have changed us both I know,

And now she's walking out the door.

She met a man in Tennessee;

She fell for him and forgot about me.

I don't know why I still love her,

I'd take her back, please release her, Sir.

I met her man in Tennessee,

I knew of him; he didn't know me.

I shot him twice with a forty-four,

Now she can't love him anymore.

Now I'm serving time in a prison cell.

My life in here is a living hell.

I don't know what to do or say,

I'm traveling down a lost highway.

I'm traveling down a lost highway,

I'm going there, but not to stay.

She told me that she loved me no more,

And then she slowly walked out the door.

Song by Dwayne Garner

SOME OF YOU may have seen these sentences that have appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services, but even if you have, they are still good for a chuckle.

~The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.

~ Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things that are not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

~ The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

~ Don't let worry kill you off -- let the church help.

~ Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

~ Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

~ At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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