OOPS! (From church bulletins):

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday mornings at 10 a.m. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 p.m. Please use the back door.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new titheing campaign slogan last Sunday - "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Anonymous

FRIENDSHIP

Friendship is a gift straight from God.

It's worth more than silver, It won't tarnish with time.

It's more costly than gold,

For gold is cold and lifeless.

No diamond can outshine it,

It comes from pure love. God gave it, don't waste it. Friendships are forever.

Katrina Edwards