Krafve I have this theory.

The reason guys find it hard to live with their wives sometimes is because of overstimulation.

Which is why God invented golf.

Think about it.

The reason men get married in the first place is because they like the stimulation.

They like the way her laughter makes them feel like the funniest person on earth.

They like the way that special female makes their testosterone surge.

They like the way she can purr like a pussycat and snuggle in close.

But passion has its price.

Men don’t like it when she’s hot under the collar cus of some dufus male thing he’s done today.

Or the way her perspective is entirely different from his. Again. Naturally.

Or when he can’t impulsively make his moves on her cus the kids are still awake.

Here’s my suggestion, fellas: Tell her you need four hours on the golf course to cool off cus she’s too hot to handle.

Tell her you find her stimulating, but don’t, whatever you do, accidentally throw in the word over-stimulating. Unless, of course, you want to play eight hours of golf.

Overstimulation; the perfect excuse to play golf.

Cathy Primer Krafve lives and writes with a Texas twang. Visit check May listcharlie.blogspot.com.